Chapter: Blight

Good people

I live near a smallholding and enjoy observing the animals. There used to be a rooster who had a crow like a donkey’s bray, “HEE HAWWWW” all day long, but alas he was eaten by, I believe, “some bastard fox”.

Don’t kill yourself, Davy

I passed up on the opportunity to have that bell go “ding dang” rather than “ding ding” but this is a mark of my latterday restraint. Don’t worry – momma’s little baby still likes shortenin’ bread.

London wench

A historic j’accuse, delivered with a pipe stem by… my notes say “Farmer Finch (no relation”) so we’ll have to go with that. If I was a real writer, he’d have a name, like Atticus Aloysius Smith. Of course, they used to teach you how to j’accuse in schools in Yorkshire, but it all went out with the National Curriculum.

Moooooooo

A lucky escape for Davy, who I fear is the sort of wide-eyed young shaver who will end this story missing a large part of his neck area, if he’s not careful.

The same glass

I had to do some research on the origins of “snakebite and black” for this comic, and find out when it emerged. Wikipedia said it was popularised in the 1980s but like power-ups in video games, every time I thought I’d found the earliest instance, I then found an earlier one.

Emollient (II)

Esther has long been one of my favourite characters to write because she is so confident. She’s largely untroubled by anything other than transient concerns. She’s very sure of who she is, a magnificent and spooky manifestation, and this gives her a certain benign power over people.

Emollient (I)

The night time is forever Esther’s time and no one tells her what not to do when it comes to her nocturnal wardrobe. The results are inevitably baffling.

The roasting

My parents’ kitchen in the mid 1970s was magnificently orange. As is so often the case, if I portrayed the exact luridity of something in the real world in my comics, I would be accused of being over the top.