Thank you! He was such a legend. He died lionized by the media, but you all are getting a special treat because even they didn’t know this story.

People have NO IDEA what a weird, mean boys’ cult Bohemian Grove is. Richard Nixon referred to it as the “f*ggiest thing he’d ever seen” – and I don’t mean “foggiest!” – and coming from the Nixon White House, which starred such luminaries in that regard as Roy Cohn, well…

(John, if any of these details or language are too explicit or spicy, you can absolutely censor me here.)