I cannot but have the strongest suspicion that Claire, little though she is, will in some way come to the rescue here. Buggered if I know how though.

In other news – nobody interested in that bike then? Free to a good home. Shame to see possibly one of the best heavy tourers ever produced just rotting away in the back of a garage…

(Mr A please feel free to remove this shameless bit of shilling if you find it inappropriate in such a setting)