We are up and running. Oasis’ Be Here Now is a record that people of a certain age remember for two things: its omnipresence, and its tedium. When it received a 20th anniversary reissue in 2017, Noel Gallagher remixed one song, then admitted that he had lost the will to live and left the rest to posterity.

This story will last for eight weeks. If you want to read it all now, it’s available for $3/month (and up) Patreon subscribers.

RELATED: if you want to read my beloved “teen Shelley” miniseries from 2014, EXPECTING TO FLY, it’s available on my Gumroad.
PART 1 || PART 2