Historically, the ting-pow player would actually ring the triangle with a ball from a flintlock pistol, but in these fallen modern times, they simply use blanks and a lead hammer. The difference in sound texture is readily audible to the true ballistic percussion connoisseur. On the bright side, orchestral-performance-related firearms deaths are down 58%. (The bulk of the remainder are linked to the 1812 Overture.)

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