Since the homeless have colonized our local library, perhaps I’ll start auditing a few college courses to keep warm.

…Or perhaps I should start teaching a few. I’m sure I’m qualified to teach “The intersection of confabulation with prevarication in modern corporate environments.” Or maybe “Logic and the indoctrination of thought under a pluralistically vocal society.” Upper level classes both of them, I’m sure. Then there’s my introductary course, “How to get ahead in society without really trying.