One time I mentioned manspreading under a comic (this could have been when they used to get posted to Facebook) and a very indignant fellow chipped in to say that maybe manspreaders are doing so because they literally cannot close their legs due to the volume, I assume, of their moth balls so LAY OFF OKAY. I still think about this frequently. Ergo, ladies (or anyone correctly seated), next time a fellow has formed the classic “seated vee”, remember that to collapse his position would crush his enormous, enormous plums.