On a par with cardboard
Halloween queen, now we’re sharing the same dream! I’m sure no one needs me to explain the origins of cornflakes, but perhaps in the comments someone who has undertaken a foot peel (eg “Milky Feet”) can take you through the body horror involved in the process.
Doppelganger parallax
So it would seem. Evilottie was here.
Oh, no! Will Gremm be able to tell the difference?
OH NO! That will ruin Lottie and Claire friendship.
It beats Bran and Bran.
Whatever happened, I fear it will ruin Lottie’s beautiful evening. The trouble is that with all the weird things that have happened to her over the years, the mysterious double could be either a magical creature or one created in a laboratory, or someone who had surgery to become identical to her.
Or maybe just a realistic rubber mask that will be pulled off dramatically in the final scene. A time-honored classic!
If it wasn’t for those meddling kids…
Or a literal evil twin she didn’t know she had.
Or maybe MiniChibiLottie is real. And evil. And can grow to look like normal-sized Lottie at will.
I have attempted to do a foot peel. I followed the instructions, sat there for quite some time with little packets on my feet, and then… nothing happened. I’m not sure what went wrong, but I didn’t feel like spending money on another one (or two).
I”m glad I re-read solver (And read the Urn as i’d never realized I missed a whole story. For shame), because I forgot about Lottie’s coffee side hustle over the hiatus.. which is now over as her twin has now struck… and I .. had not thought through the implications. While she seems to be in sheffield for now, there’s no telling what damage Lottie 2: This Time It’s Personal has already done. Lottie has plenty of friends and while friendship is grand and while her deepest inner circle (Clarie, Glenn, Shaun and Mildred) wouldn’t probably fall for it, Lottie 2: The Search for Curly’s Gold could go after ANYONE in Lottie’s orbit: Shelley, her mum, Sarah, Esther, Linton, Shelly Junior… anyone Lottie loves is now in danger of at the very least someone wrecking their relationship and at worst deestroying their lives to destroy lotties. I don’t think anyone will die this time, but I can’t be certain the Solver Squad will get out of this in one piece mentally.
It’s surprising that Lottie 2: Electric Boogaloo took this long to strike again.
Not to mention Lottie 2: The Wrath of Glahn.
Lottie 2: Attack of the Clone?
Lottie 2: Lot Harder
Good on Lottie (this version anyway) in suppressing the vile sin of self-pollution with corn flakes! I’m very wary to read her doppelgänger’s trail of destruction though.
Crisis Of Inhinite Lotties?
Er, INFINITE.