> I don’t know who issues Barista’s Licenses. There’s probably an ombudsman of some sort. But based on the brutally burnt dark mass-market roasts available at the majority of UK high street coffee chains, I’d rescind most of them as a matter of course and make people reapply for them.

John, I’d think any café called Bean There employing the “coffee snob’s coffee snob” barista (Lottie) as in
https://badmachinery.com/comic/2022-07-20/

DEFINITELY belongs to a much different and super‑secret barista guild than any of the meh high‑street coffee chains…

Also this gem:

THIS JOKER ASKED FOR A ZABAGLIONE! NO ZABAGLIONES BEFORE 9AM. THE YOLKS ARE NOT YET UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!