This page brings the tale to an end. I think the reference point is clear, but if you need help, I’m sure someone will help in the comments.

Thank you for indulging this fill-in. I’m writing this in early April, so I don’t yet know how it went down. Probably like a teaspoonful of someone else’s earwax. Weeks of people telling me I’d got it wrong. I’m likely in seclusion now. Or jail. Here in the past, I’ll try to enjoy my last few days of freedom.

Steeple returns tomorrow, visit steeple.church for all-new adventures!