I do like a big bobble. I got my wife to make me a nice bobbled beanie. It was very kind of her – I can’t do it myself because I spent my crafts classes mainly being sent out of the door by the teacher who couldn’t be arsed to work out who was making noise so just singled out one student in each class as the designated troublemaker to be sent outside.
It was gym class where I was making trouble, dammit!