I’m your person
I decided that spectral Cathey would just be her Memoji-type entity from the phone screen in the previous chapter. This is what the Metaverse will be like, see you there, what a delight.
Bad Machinery
New comics by John Allison
I decided that spectral Cathey would just be her Memoji-type entity from the phone screen in the previous chapter. This is what the Metaverse will be like, see you there, what a delight.
Is it me, or does Cahtey look like Meg Griffin?
Family Glenn
Now I understand why I like her so much!
It is not just you.
It seems today
That all you see
Are problems and mysteries and UKpop on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to depend?
Plucky, there’s a Family Glenn …
Hentai tentacle Cathey. Run Glurb!
Maybe Glym’s going to end up with the sturgeon after all.
Sturgeon’s Law: 90% of everything is crud.
As places in NZ go you could a lot worse than Timaru like…Mataura
I don’t know
his dreams are vicious
he could still end up
with the great big fishes
I don’t think I’ve seen a perfect blend of sickeningly sweet and nice balanced with downright terrifying until Cathey (or at least he nausea-pill induced nightmare version) showed up
You’ve never met my ex.
Head of IT for a large tractory company sounds pretty sweet to me, especially at his age. But I’m not Germm.
Well, he’d be running a department full of people better qualified for his job, who’d all know that he’d only got the job because he was the boss’s son-in-law.
Pretty much a recipe for quiet hell.
They might even deliberately get his name wrong all the time!
I’m hearing the word “therapyyyyy” in Ozzy Osbourne’s voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eqC3DX_oE
I heard all of Cathey’s dialogue on this page with the kinds of effects that the Vogons had in the radio series (e.g. starting around 1:14 in this poetically animated clip).
“Either die to the vacuum of the UK, OR! tell me how good you thought the couples therapy was.”
Out on South Island, windy moors
We’d roll and fall in green
You had a tractor like my daddy’s
Too Ferg, too Massey
How could you leave me
When I needed to possess you?
I hated you, I loved you too
Bad dreams in the night
You told me I was going to lose the fight
Leave behind my rebooting, rebooting, rebooting IT
Glerrrrrm, it’s me, Cathey, I’ve come home i’m so cold
let me in your window
If Little Women had a song I’d have done that too, no regrets
There is Little Women the Musical, but I don’t know the songs well enough to attempt a parody. If someone makes the effort, pls. link to the original song. ^_^
Wow! Speaking as a long-time Shrub (responsible for creating a micro-bubble of Kate Bush Fandom in Massachusetts during the ’80s), I can only admire the wonderful musical Venn diagrams of Kate Bush Music/Ygln’s Past Love that have been drawn out!
The hidden spectral power of the Zea Lands
Fields and fields of corn!
Lottie may find seagulls and ferry people the scariest things in the world, but apparently Glenn finds couples therapy even more terrifying. Will Claire have to face her greatest nightmare, as well? I guess we’ll find out.
Having been through a Big Break-Up last year, I will admit both that a) this punchline made me laugh out loud and b) that gave me conflicted feelings about myself
Cathey and Lottie mus joust for him. In full armor. Lottie to defend Claire’s honor of course.
There’s not enough jousting in comics these days.
Surely you joust!
On the other hand, the Cole Younger/Sam Starr knife fight as found in The Long Riders could be an inspiration.
https://youtu.be/-GSZwG_s-8A?si=pFtgiyLZdlHg8VdF
I want to know how they got stainless steel Bowie knives in the 1800s.
They polished ’em real purty!
Glermn is right to run from couples therapy!
Will we ever see Cathey in her true corporal form, or will she forever remain a phantemoji to us?
She got promote to sergeant.
I dunno, Mildred knows him pretty well too!
And all that she needed was talking with him for ten minutes.
If Catheey shift from sweet to aggressive like this, moving to another hemisphere really was the only rational solution. The fight between she and Claire (and Lottie) will be legendary!
Make love not war, maybe Cathey will have a happy ending one degree removed from Lottie
There must be a chance that she’s about to encounter Dean.
Oh now THAT opens up a world of comic possibilities…
What happened to Nattering Bus Lady? She & Dean seemed a good match.
you’re behind the times, facebook officially cancelled the metaverse fairly recently
Zuckerberg may have bailed, but Ben Bishop’s no quitter. Slap on your Zambian goggles and meet me in our flat new underimagined utopia!
Technically only one of them is a Little woman, the other one is a Grote woman! :rimshot:
I’m getting strong Jason Shiga vibes from the style in which Cathey’s drawn.
No, this isn’t a request for a Meanwhile-style Choose Your Own Tackleford book. I’m not a monster!
Oh I would request that! I would request that so hard…
I am really hoping Real Cathey looks just like that, and no one comments on the jarring differences in drawing style. Like a muppet movie.
Including her Mr. Fantastic-like ability to rubberize her arms into 40-foot-long tendrils with which to ensnare our friend Glumm.
Oh, no. I have one of these. Hard to shake off indeed, they are.
I didn’t know that video game “Catherine” had a New Zealand DLC.
(Parallel evolution is a funny old thing.)