So much wine!
The top half of this page was another bit of filler from the print version. Looking at it now, I could have given it a bit more, but time was inevitably the enemy back then. First thought best thought! Better than constant creative paralysis, the opposite reaction.
I assume Sugar Horse cereal has marshmallows… that contain gelatin.
That’s quite plausible, but then this is the country that brought us mock turtle soup, which contains neither mockingbirds nor turtles!
And 100% more diabetes than Bran+Bran.
Just like nobody knows what the secret ingredient is in Coca-Cola but, unrelatedly, the Coca-Cola Company is the only company in the US with a licence to import coca leaves, nobody knows what the secret ingredient in Sugar Horse ceral is but, unrelatedly, the Sugar Horse Cereal Company does have a licence to produce heroin.
It’s OK though, because it’s horse heroin. Perfectly legal.
For a minute I thought maybe Polly was the same person as Polly the temp worker from Bobbins, who worked as Shelly’s replacement while Shelly was working in Special Projects. (https://scarygoround.com/bobbins/?pg=243) but when I looked it up, they are almost certainly different people who just happen to have the same first name.
For Shelley, there’s no difference between reality, dreams and nightmares.