Glenn makes friends wherever he goes. One week left of this story, new comics Monday to Thursday next week.

On another note, I think it’s important that we talk about Nescafe packets. Why is it that hotels, at all but the premium tier, only offer the base level instant coffee packet, Nescafe factory sweepings or kidney-stab Kenco red? How much more expensive would it be to offer Gold Blend sachets, I am guessing around 3p per sachet, a cost that the customer would be pleased to absorb just as a deliquescent instant coffee granule absorbs hot water.

Of course, once you enter the more gilded hotel rooms, the coffee comes from Nespresso pods, where the cost is not just to the consumer, but also the environment.

And then when you get into the Presidential Suite, there’s no free coffee at all, because you have to to order it from room service, as money is “no object”; well I object, SIR.

Next time I will talk about the objectionably small size of hotel mugs (I won’t, but only due to immense self restraint).